WHAT'S UP SLUTS?

I hate those undead motherfuckers. Always groaning and shit when I'm trying to take a fucking nap.

[transcribed] You want some of this? Yeah? You want it?

That's better.

Hey!  Is this thing working?

Anybody in the mall area?  Helloooo?

Shit, man. Why's Silent Bob gotta go wandering off to fuckin' shop when he's the one carrying all the fuckin' toilet paper? Now I gotta go all the way to the fourth floor.

Silent Bob, if you're reading this: Quit being an asshole and share already.